2day

The sun appeared through the cloudy sky
A rainbow appeared and the clouds ceased to cry
We left our shelters from the east to the west
Amidst a storm and a harvest

But when the day sadly came to an end
The sun began to weep
Unfortunately we were weak
The night put us to sleep

Darkness took control down to one last spark
Then continued on to conquer and distribute its mark
The clouds returned and resumed their tears
While we awoke from our greatest fears

But we stayed with that spark
And were warmed with a brand new day
Now every time the sun to shine bright
God's children come out to play

Blue Light Special

My mom she says that clappers are for lazy old freaks
My dad he says that clappers are for nerds and geeks
I don't care what they say
I'm gonna get a clapper anyway
My friends they say that clappers are for grandmom and dad
Grandmom and dad say it's the best thing they've ever had
They clap all day, they clap all night
You hear applause when they turn out the light
I went to the stores with money in hand
Searching for the greatest clapper in the land
They all said we don't have anymore but we get a new shipment in next year
The clapper was only thing I wanted to get except for maybe a chiapet
My mom she says that chiapets are for psycho gardeners
My dad he says that chiapets for psycho gardeners
I don't care what they say
I'm gonna get a chiapet and name him Ray
Brian Gardner says that chiapets for grandma and pa
Grandma and pa say no it's not
They don't like chia, they don't like pets
They go to Florida on a jet
I went to the Kmarts with money to pay
Searching for a chiapet named Ray
Chiapets as far as they eye could see
And a sign above them said buy one get ten free

Rap Rap

I'm a rapper I'm a rapper
I'm the king I'm the king
I can flow I can flow
I'm repeating everything
When the drummer gets funky you know my tongue is flippin'
Cause I can bust a nasty rhyme and you'll never catch me slippin'

John M. and the Stripper

When I met you at the bar you had a gorgeous rack
It was love at first sight and now there is no turning back
I want to hold you with out being beat
I want to feel you with having to wait in line
I want to watch you without the lights and smoke
I want you to love me even when I'm broke
I want to see you with all of your clothes on
I want to touch without money in my hand
I want to kiss you and not get punched in the face
I want to talk to you without techno thumping bass
My name is Miniard

L

Too much testosterone testosterone tom
Check out my car it's the bomb
It's an a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, El Camino
Every night I scoop the loop the chicks think I fine
I'll beat your car off the line
With my a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, El Camino
I spend $69 a week on gas so I can drive around
I don't want too much mileage so I never leave town
In my a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, El Camino
I squeal ever turn, I spin out a lot
Did I forget to mention that the girls think I'm hot
In my a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, El Camino
I've got gold plated rims, vanity plates
The hoes wait in line just to go on a date
In an a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, El Camino
Anyone will get into my car when I open the door
But there is one, her name is Bigface it's the person I adore
Almost as much as my a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, El Camino

Makes Sense

I can see thunder pounding
I can hear the sky turn black
I can smell all of the raindrops
Crashing down upon my back

I can feel your scent
Swimming through each drop
As they land upon my skin
Covering me with spots

It's Simple

I'm hungry
Simon says get me some food
I'm poor
Simon says give some money
I'm lonely
Simon says get me a hooker
I'm the government
Simon says pay your taxes
I'm a hard working employee
Give me a large paycheck

Wise Guy

I have been looking for you since the day of my birth
Said I to the wisest man in all of the earth
I sow my seed in an attempt to become One

I told her my name and we talked through out the day
I thought that he would have answers and show me the way
Through all of my toil there is nothing to be gained under the sun

She told me to take everything in moderation
He told me that there is no need for justification
She said it's all right to lust for pleasure
And popularity is your greatest treasure
I told him it's not for me
I told her it's not for me


She got very angry and said I had wasted her time
He said this is not where folly and wisdom sublime
Woe is me, for I have sinned

I'm telling you so you do not make this mistake
All of the glorified tales of wise men are fake
Vanity and a chasing after the wind

In spite of my self I don't need the vacation
I've had enough mental masturbation
Although I am evil in the sight of the lord
I will never stray from the sword

Employ

Those greens they make my mouth water
They make me work for at least 8 hours
And then do it again tomorrow

Tomorrow I'll do it again in vain
Tomorrow I'll do it again in pain

It is clear to see I'm insane
Tomorrow I'll do it again

Inanimate Aggression

Beat the Hell out of the furniture
That will make it better
Damn God and curse
Now do you feel better?
Take it out on me
Now do you feel good?
Throw things around room
Now don't you feel real good?
It's a good Feeling

ByJove Theme

X

How can I classify types of X?
How did X come to be?
Who created X?
What are the causes of X?
How is X defined?
How would you describe X?
What parts make up X?
How does X work?
What is X similar to?
When did X occur?
In what setting did X occur?
What events preceded X?
How long did X last?
What events followed X?
What are the consequences of X?
Who benefits from X?
Who suffers because of X?
Who cares about X?
Why is X important?

Dance Music Magic

From Incense to exhaust

Big T

You can't see it but it is everywhere, you know it's there, it's running through your hair, don't be scared, because the man up above is sending a dove, for you and I

Flying high in the place that never ends, the sky, it's never too late to try, it won't hurt, you can't die, you're already dead enough

It's time to take the time to remember the times that time has left you short, and then he picked you up and he put you up, before you could . . . (retort)

Holy War

Start your engine, neutral drop, pay attention
Stop the stupidity reflect upon divinity
Division is irrelevant when you step into this vicinity

From the middle of the battle you might hear a tiny voice singing:
Give me all of your problems and let us make a choice
Together we'll fight for the warmth of the light
We cannot become extinct
We will not eat of the poisoned fruit
This ship will never sink

This is not a holy war this is life
This is not a holy war this is death
This is not a holy war this is life and death

As I get lost in all of the good things
I forget about the war
With all of those wounded souls
In caves upon their own accord
Just a painful glance from the truth
With ignorance holding back
All they can do is stare at the wall hoping shadows don't attack

This is not a holy war this is life
This is not a holy war this is death
This is not a holy war this is life and death

When will the fighting end between all living things?
I just want it to end so I can proudly wear my wings

Mountain Man

I climbed up a mountain with you on my back
When we got to the top you pushed me off
On the bottom I was relieved when regained consciousness
Because I thought you were finished with me

I would rather stay inside my head if you do not mind
I think I will loosen myself in thought till I unwind
Eyes see eyes look away till they go blind
Trying desperately to seek but never find

You got back on my back and I began to climb again
When we got to the top you pushed me off again
You did this repeatedly
So many times that I lost count

I would rather stay inside my head if you do not mind
I think I will loosen myself in thought till I unwind
Eyes see eyes look away till they go blind
Trying desperately to seek but never find

Recipe(Hard Boiled)

A homemade angel throbbing in the breeze
The secret of eternity or so it seems
Kiss her ghost with a moist embrace
Liquid imagery falls from her face
From a pool of fire to a stream of dirt
Where is your god who provided the hurt?

Open Heart Surgery

Wait a minute
Synchronize your clock
In a couple of seconds
Time will stop
I cannot wait
I have something to say
Why do I even bother?
I am blown away

I reopen my arteries
I reopen my veins
I look at the clock
It is running again
I look at my skin
It is white like before
I try to tell myself
That this will not happen anymore

I am not gone yet
I am alive
Open up or might die
I was broken
But I survived

Pathetic Thoughts

I have a four-track in my basement
Music in my ear
I can listen to music
But what I really want to hear
Is your knock upon my door

There is no picture of you on the nightstand
No image in my dreams
Nothing for me to fall into
Nothing to help me believe
That you will be here

I have been sitting around for so long
And I cannot stand it any more
Looking around and around and
My heart's an open door
But there is no one